Where Castle and WC meet (READ IT. NOW.)

[THE FLAMINGO]

(This is Ducky for those who don't know.)

You may or may not have seen Castle by Oscar Johansson. If not, just follow this link. deletionquality.net/flash

So I was thinking that as a joke I should make one of those WC stories, where it has various people from our community, that takes place in the third Castle.

Chapter one

It was dark. I am not one for darkness. I can never find grape juice when it's dark. So I put on night vision goggles. It didn't help - I saw a picture of night back at Earth. Danni was gripping her gun really hard. I thought she'd break it. Berry started blasting random spots on the smooth stone floor. The bullets kept coming close to hitting Danni. Danni clutched her gun harder. The handle snapped off and she screamed, because the trigger wire was pulled so the gun fired and nearly hit her in the face - the barrel had spun while falling off. Berry shot the barrel and it fired. He continued to shoot it for a while, making it shoot near Amy's feet. Amy leaped forward, shoved Berry aside, and smashed the barrel with her gun. We kept walking.

I was getting nervous. Being lost in an ancient stone Castle makes it really hard to get grape juice, and I had finished the last bottle five minutes ago. Five minutes with no grape juice. Suddenly, there was a scratching sound. We all stared at Berry. Berry stared at a crack in the wall. The crack in the wall scratched. We all stared at the crack in the wall. Berry stared at us. We kept walking.

Russet suddenly slammed into the wall. A huge hole had formed in her hand. Something invisible had come out of the crack in the wall. Suddenly, Russet flew into the crack in the wall. I wondered if there was any grape juice in the wall, so I waddled in after her. And Danni crawled after me. And Berry did the worm after Danni. And the rest of the people crawled after Berry.

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Sexyyy

[THE FLAMINGO]

Chapter Two

I was the last to emerge, in spite of being in the front of the line the entire time. It was an open cavern with some signs of manmade structure above. I wondered if there was any grape juice up above, but before I could look for a way to get everybody up, Danni screamed.

The screaming body of a 120 mile per hour Russet was flying towards us.

She stopped in midair in front of us, a hole appearing in her other hand. Berry puked. Suddenly, she slammed into a wall. There was a huge cloud of dust. She started to fly the other way. Somebody, though I don't know who, fired a shot and another person turned on one of their portable lights. We could now see a very thin, sickly looking, humanoid creature floating in the air, not even bothering to watch us. Berry fired a few shots at it and blood flew everywhere, splattering all over the invisible tentacles that stuck out of its back. At the same time, Russet's own blood was coloring the tentacle that had impaled her hands. The creature dropped her and Danni ran over to help cover and disinfect Russet's wounds. The creature's tentacles grabbed Berry and started to squeeze. Then Mist jumped over all of us and tackled the creature, ripping it apart one disgustingly obvious bone at a time.

And then I waddled up a spirally thing into a tubular room with a really long spiral staircase thing but like a ramp, and for some reason Danni, Berry, Mist, Russet, and all the others followed me up there too!

And then I didn't find grape juice and a bunch of healthy looking humanoid monsters with big teeth and glowing pure white eyes started running down the spiral towards us and making funny noises. And one jumped really far across the spiral to where we were. And then Amy shot it. A lot. And she started swearing.
"Amy, stop swearing so much!" We all shouted.
"I won't f***ing stop swearing about this f***ing castle with all of its f***ing monsters!"
"AMY, NOW"
Then Danni pulled a pistol out of her pocket and shot a monster.

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Is this like, ultimate showdown?

[THE FLAMINGO]

Not really, no. I'm just picturing the WC members in Castle.


Chapter Three

There were too many by now. We were overrun. So I melted a hole in the wall next to us. As monsters swarmed from either side of us, we slowly backed into the wall. Suddenly, Berry leaped back into the spiral and started shooting like a maniac. Mist screamed as monsters leaped at him. One tackled him and the swarm fell down the spiral. I waddled into the hole I melted. The others had to squirm after me since it was so low, except Amy, who just walked through. Mist screamed and gunned down the rest of the monsters before squirming through.

The hole led us to a smaller spiral that went down to the same cave that the puppetmaster had been in. We walked solemnly up the spiral, me in search of grape juice, them in search of hope.

I still don't know how hope is any good without grape juice.

We got to the top. It was just sort of flat.
Mist grunted, "I don't suppose you can melt up?"
"Nope, only sideways," I replied.
"Great. We need explosives."
Amy started swearing really loudly again.
Whitey put something on the ceiling.
"Okay, everybody STAND BACK!"
Everybody went back but Amy, because Amy couldn't hear over her own swearing.
"Amy LOOK OUT!"

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Oh.

[roy-taisa´´]

LOLOLOL YOU INDIRECTLY CALLED AMY SHORT. xD [... lolwat ilu amy o3o;]

Epic winn, rofl. 8'D

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[THE FLAMINGO]

BEWM And the explosives blew a hole in the ceiling. We were thrown back a ways and when we got up everything at the top of the spiral was covered in smoke and dust. I wondered if any grape juice had appeared at the top since we had flown back.
Mist shouted, "AMY!"
I can't help but wonder why she shouted that. Maybe Amy had grape juice and didn't tell us. We still couldn't see anything at the top for all the dust and smoke and this diary is really heavy so I'm going to set it on a table now while I write.
Ivy shouted, "AMY!"

The dust and smoke started to clear to reveal Amy standing there, shaking and babbling. She kept babbling and shaking until Mist kneeled down and slapped her across the face. Then Mist stood up again and Amy started being sane again. Then Danni turned to Mist.
"We need to find a new way to the courtyard. There's a chopper there," explained Danni.
Shallow turned to face them.
"If I know anything about a castle this big, there should be a way to almost any place through the catacombs. I've checked what's above this opening and it's full of wierd, zombie things that just stand there. If we're quiet, we might be able to get to the catacombs from there."

We started climbing the opening. I just flew up. I wondered if there was any grape juice with all the monsters. The others ran for a cavelike door in the wall, and after a thorough search of the room, I followed.

It definitely was not a catacombs. Two flights of spiral stairs led down to a platform which led to two long bridges across an opening to another platform with more spiral stairs and a door to a balcony at the end. This was all indoors. Danni looked at the gap and jumped back up the spiral stairs.
"Why would they even build that INSIDE the castle?"
Somebody else muttered, "Yeah, nice catacombs, Shallow."
Shallow rolled her eyes.
"So looks are deceiving here. What of it?"

And then more monsters came.

"Okay, let's get to the other end of that bridge!" Danni paused, then started crossing.

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Lawls. AMYY~!

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xD. Epiiiccc! ;D
I wanna make my own story now D:
with all the members of the site :3

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lmaoo. And that post started it all!