Fluttered Minds Building Book

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PROLOGUE.

I'm going to skip the sappy stuff here and get right to what I'm trying to get at in this book, okay people? I love my job at the Fluttered Minds Building, although I don't have much of an idea what that job is or what I'm supposed to be doing. All I do is put on whatever suit I put on and go to work, which coincidentally I live that. Yes, I breathe, eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom at work. I live and work at the Fluttered Minds Building, it's a four-hundred-and-sixty-two story building. I live on the glamorous two-hundred-and-fourth floor with my family. I have quite a big family, but I'm getting carried away here in the prologue.

CHAPTER 1.

I got up in my bed on the two-hundred-and-fourth floor of the Fluttered Minds building. It was the floor with the most rooms, but it was also the most crowded floor. Yes, six other people lived here with me. Mist, Shallow, Sky, Ivy, Jade, and Leaf all lived on this one floor with me. We all have our own rooms and offices but we share a bathroom which isn't my favorite thing about living here. I could have chosen to live on the two-hundred-and-fourth-floor but I always felt better when I was close to my friends.

I stood up, already in my chicken suit because I live and work here at the Fluttered Minds Building. I walked into the kitchen which all seven of the people inhabiting this floor shared. Mist was cooking bacon. She put a plate of it on the table for me.

"I just finished it," Mist said. "It's very hot."
"Yummy," I replied hungrily.

I tried to pick the bacon up with my hand but it instantly burnt it. I through the bacon randomly into a different room, a bit of dead skin clinging to it. It landed on Shallow's pig snout, and she ate it up greedily. After chewing it thorougly and making many pleased sounds she squealed and flopped onto her belly. Her tongue rolled out of her mouth, on it was the piece of my dead skin. I thankfully picked it off her tongue and put it back on my hand.

"Thank you, Shallow!" I exclaimed as I skipped out of the room.

As I was reaching for the button for the elevator, I heard a deep scream that had made its way all the way up to the two-hundred-and-fourth floor. I scrambled towards where I thought the sound had come from, flapping my chicken wings wildly. I looked out the window and saw Ivy sprawled out on the ground. Ivy was the fattest of all the workers in the Fluttered Minds Building. I saw a splatter of fat around her body and assumed she had fallen out of the window. Only then did I realize I was standing in Ivy's room. It was filled with refridgerators that held only apple pie. I occasionally stole from them when I got a craving for the delicious pie.

I quickly remembered that I was in a bird suit and jumped out of the window. It would be much quicker than waiting for the elevator to go all the way down to the first floor. Then I remembered I was a chicken, and they were flightless birds. I flapped my wings as fast as I could in an attempt to fly. It didn't work, so I fell to the ground, still flapping my chicken wings. I landed safely on Ivy's back, cushioned by her fat.

I bounced off and stood up, still flapping my wings, but this time in shock and confusion. Then I realized where I was and calmed down. Ivy was laying motionless on the ground, but she was breathing still. I pecked at the back of her neck, feeling the fat make room for my sharp beak. Ivy summoned the energy to lift her very heavy head.

"Ouch, that hurt you stupid big chicken!" she yelled. "I'm going to make bacon out of you!"

Then she gave me a confused look, and I knew she was trying to remember which barn animal made bacon. Then she licked her lips, looking at Shallow who had come down to check on me after my fall. She was holding a strip of bacon in her mouth, drooling heavily on it. Ivy picked herself up off the ground, leaving the splatter of yellow fat for Ducky the janitor. Ducky came hungrily out of the Fluttered Minds Building and began to eat it, making many pleased sounds. Meanwhile, Ivy lumbered around, chasing Shallow for her bacon strip.

CHAPTER 2.

Ivy finally caught Shallow the pig, picked her up, and kissed her all over. Then she yanked the piece of bacon out of her mouth and ate it. Just then, Mist rushed out of the Fluttered Minds Building.

"Sorry, Shallow!" she cried. "The bacon strip Ivy's eating is your sister!"
"My sister?" Shallow oinked. "I'll kill you, Ivy!"

Shallow began to chase Ivy around now, oinking with anger. She jumped on Ivy and pinned her to the ground. Then she pushed off of Ivy's belly, which towered above her head, into her mouth. The fat person swallowed the pig hungrily. Suddenly, Ivy began moving around and tiny hooves could be seen punching from inside Ivy's stomach. Then she finally threw up. Shallow came out with the vomit. Ducky had only just finished eating up the fat when he saw the vomit on the ground. He scrambled over and began to lick it up.

The pig sat there on the ground a few feet from where Ivy had thrown up. The last strip of bacon she would ever see of her sister lay in front of her. It was half-chewed and half-digested.

"Piggles needs a funeral," Shallow oinked, grieving.

Shallow lead the way into the Fluttered Minds Building and up the stairs to the third floor where all the dead employees lay. There was already a hole dug for Piggles, the dead pig. Danni came into the room from the elevator, ready to set the spirit of dear Piggles to rest. Shallow put the strip of bacon in the hole and Danni walked over to it.

"We will now set this spirit to rest," Danni said solemnly.

Just as she was putting some sacred grease on the half-chewed, half-digested, Nina jumped through the window of the dead employee room. She had an old shoe in her hand and a crazy look in her eyes. She waved the shoe around, ready to strike with it.

"I'll kill you all with my shoe!" she screamed.
"No you won't!" Ivy replied, jumping on top of her.

Nina fell back out of the window with Ivy on top of her, and we all ran down the stairs to see what had happened to the two. Ivy was squirming, trying to get up, on top of Nina while her victim tried to squeeze out of the tiny space between fat and ground. She finally freed herself. She was covered in fat because, once again, some of Ivy's seemingly-endless supply of fat had splattered around the ground near her. Shallow came over and poked Ivy with her snout while Ducky crawled around licking up the fat.

We turned our attention to Nina, who was fleeing from the fat person. Then she stopped, turned around, and threw her shoe at Ivy. It missed and hit Ducky, knocking him away. He crawled back quickly to finish off the fat. Nina continued running, only to be stopped by a ferret. It held its little paws up in the air as if it wanted to say something. It did.

"Excuse me, Ms. Nina," he said. "Can you point me in the direction of Leaf?"

Nina gave the ferret a blank stare for a moment, because as far as any of us knew, Shallow was the only animal who could talk. But then again, we had all been born into this job at the Fluttered Minds Building so we knew nothing more than what happened here. Then she slowly lifted her arm and pointed to the crowd of people I was in. Leaf was already standing out in it. When she saw the ferret her face lit up with excitement.

"Fer-fer!" she exclaimed. "My love!"

Now the blank stare shifted to Leaf. The ferret and Leaf hugged and kissed a couple times and then held hands. They spoke in a whisper while looking into each others' eyes lovingly. I didn't understand this. Leaf was a human, and a Fluttered Minds Building employee at that. She wasn't allowed to marry anyone outside of the building. Then they ran into the building, we all chased after them.

CHAPTER 3.

As Leaf and Fer-fer dashed up the stairs, the ferret suddenly froze and Leaf could only look back at him and wonder why he had stopped. He stood there for quite some time, and I assumed he was one of those ferrets on crack I had heard about on the news. I would never get the chance to ask him, because he exploded after about five minutes of being frozen.

Little ferret pieces flew everywhere. A completely-intacy kidney came flying toward me and I dived to the side. It went inbetween my legs and hit Shallow in the mouth. It bounced around the inside of her mouth for a while before going down here throat. She licked her lips and we all left the Fluttered Minds Building. When we got outside, we watched Shallow for a couple moments. She seemed completed unaffected by the kidney that was probably being digested by now.

Suddenly, her adam's apple moved up and down rapidly. This wasn't the first time I had noticed its bigness and tendency to bounce around. She projectile-vomitted the kidney right at me again. The kidney seemed to like me a lot, but once again a dived away. This time it smacked Windy in the face and went down her throat. Shallow and Windy took turns projectile-vomitting the kidney back and forth. When everyone had tired of watching two girls shoot a kidney back and forth, we started to walk back into the building.

Just then, Sky pulled up in her Pinto car, blasting the music as loudly as it would go. As we all knew, her Pinto was a horrible gift from her ex-husband, Moon. We no longer saw Moon. The Pinto exploded just as Sky was getting out. She didn't seem to notice. When she got closer, I saw that she was drunk and holding a lot of mexican food. Tacos, burritos, everything mexican was in the bag she was holding in her hand.

"Who wants to get Mexican?" She asked.
"I want to be Mexican!" Shallow said, just finished her and Windy's projectile vomitting fight.
"Let's go to the Mexican-transformation floor, then!"

The two raced up the stairs into the building. We all followed.

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Reserved for the story.

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Also reserved for the story.

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How much will I reserve?

[{ . I V Y . }]

Fuck you. I ain't fat. lmao.

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You volunteered, remember?

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Touche.

[S K Y;♥]

Berry should do something with Sky in it for the next chapterrr! :3
I don't care if you make me a fat ugly hippo or something...
(DONT MAKE ME A FAT UGLY HIPPO D:)
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