Fluttered Minds; KFC (READ ;3)

[S K Y;♥]

We all worked a frickin' KFC. Not the best place to work at, but hey. It paid. We got minimum wage. All of us. Me, Berry, Shallow, Ivy, Windy, Mist, Lithe, Jade, and everyone in between.

"COME ON CHILDRUN. TIME FOR YOU TO GET WORKIN'. NO BUTS ABOUT IT."

That was our boss. Danni. She got paid pretty well. She was a chubby black woman with glossy, sweaty skin and a cloth wrapped around her almost-bald head. She always called us children...We were teenagers. Not children. Jeez.

I sighed, and began to cook. I was a cook and occasionally a cashier. Ivy was the head cashier. But, she flirted with any guy that walked up to the register. One time a guy came up with his wife and Ivy started flirting with him and she got slapped by the wife. She still hasn't learned her lesson though.

Nobody ever dared to ask Danni for a raise. If we did, we'd get thrown out of the restaurant. She wouldn't fire us, but she would make us go the day without lunch and make us stand outside in the blistering heat with a chicken leg costume on, advertising the restaurant. Berry was the only one who ever asked for a raise one time. Nobody has ever asked since then.

Today, was a rather fun day. Last night we all went to a party. The third one for that week, to be exact. We always went to parties. The one who hosted them most of the time was Shallow. She was a real party animal. She loved getting drunk and all that other illegal stuff. We don't exactly know where she got the money to throw so many parties, but hey. Who's complaining?

Shallow brought some alcohol to the restaurant and we hid it in the back so Danni wouldn't find it. We all drank our butts off and we were attempting to cook food and count money. Windy was at one of the cash registers ringing up a couple who had just walked in and ordered a dinner to go. Windy, drunk as heck, ended up telling us to cook thirty pieces of chicken, when really the couple asked for eight. So, we took orders and made the chicken. When Windy handed five boxes filled with chicken to the couple, they looked at her with wide, surprised eyes.

"Uh, we only paid for eight pieces..." The woman said.

"NO, NO! Take it all! I don't like chicken anyways!" Windy, in a drunken slur, began to do a little dance when the couple walked off with the chicken, glaring at her with curious eyes. I couldn't help but laugh as the whole scene went on. I shook my head and walked back to the kitchen, doing the same dance Windy was.

[S K Y;♥]

It was a normal, typical day today. Except for one thing. The parking lot and inside of the restaurant was filled with black women. I scrambled my way inside and found Danni.

"What's with all these women...?" I asked.

"Oh, their my Bingo buddies."

"Oh.."

I quickly rushed to the back of the restaurant and into the kitchen, where everyone was sitting huddled in a circle. The circle consisted Shallow, Windy, Berry, Ivy, Mist, Lithe, Jade, and now me. I sat next to Jade and glanced around at everybody.

"It's ridiculous out there..."

"I know, right? There are like fifty-million-bajillion chubby black women in there..." Jade replied.

Jade was one of the gangsters in the group. Her and Shallow were always out acting up and getting drunk together. Jade was a pimp. She had a bunch of man hoes. Sometimes Ivy would ask Jade if she could borrow one of her hoes. I found that sorta funny.

"LET'S PLAY...TRUTH OR DARE." Berry suggested.

We all agreed to play. Berry went first, since he suggested it.

"Hmm...MIST. Truth or dare?"

"Uh, dare."

"I dare you to... Go out to the crowd and say 'OMG, I'M GAY.' And, Sky has to watch and make sure she does it." I rolled my eyes and Mist and I stood and walked out of the kitchen.

"OH EHM GEE! I AM SOO GAY!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. All the women glanced at her with wide eyes and they busted out laughing. Mist laughed too. So did I. We walked back into the kitchen and sat down. Everyone was laughing because they heard her say it.

"She definitely did it!" Berry said, still laughing.

"My turn! SHALLOW. Truth or dare?" Mist glanced at Shallow, her eyes in devious slits.

"Uh. Dare, duh."

"I dare you to...Strip naked and run down the street."

"Are you insane?! I'm not doing that!"

"If you don't do it, we won't talk to you for the next two months."

"FINE!" Shallow grabbed a bottle of liquor and chugged it down. When she was done, she was swaying back and forth and she let out a little hiccup. She quickly ripped her clothes off and ran out the restaurant and down the street. We watched her through the window and busted out laughing. I doubted she was coming back til later, but to my surprise, about five minutes later, she walked into the kitchen, still drunk. But her knees were scraped up. She must have fallen on the concrete...

"Ohhhkaaaay. Uhhhh... Ivy. Truth or dare?" Shallow asked, her words slurring.

"Truth..." She replied.

"Pfft. You're lame, Ivy. Is it true, that you have a STD?"

"NO! Why the heck would you ask that?!"

"'Cause you prolly have one. Hehe."

"I do NOT. Jeez." She glared at Shallow and then picked the next victim.

"Sky. Truth or dare?"

"Hmm...Dare, I guess."

"I dare you to ask one of those black ladies to be your ho."

"WHAT?! No."

"You gottaaaaa." She gave me puppy dog eyes. They don't work on me, but I did it anyways. I walked out to the main part of the restaurant and glanced around, looking for one that would be perfect for the dare. I spotted a black lady that wasn't the fattest of them all but still a little tubby. She had on a yellow sundress that made her stand out and her hair was...well, she didn't have much hair. It stopped underneath her earlobe.

I walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around and gave me a look like "Say what?"

"Girl, you gotta be my ho!" I said in a pimp voice.

"Excuse me?! I don't think so! You had best get yo self on somewhere before I slap you, child!"

I tried to hold in my laugh. I managed to hold it in til I got into the kitchen again. Then, I busted out laughing. They laughed along with me. That day was fun.

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NOTE: I am NOT racist. I just enjoy writing this story and the idea of it. It makes it funny.

[S K Y;♥]

Today, we are going on a road trip. It was our vacation week and Danni was feeling rather generous today. We were all packing and getting ready. We didn't even know our destination. We were kinda just going wherever. I suggested we go to the beach or something but Berry went against that suggestion. So, we are just taking a trip around the United States. I was done packing so I hopped into the van we were going to ride in. It was a reaaaally long van so that we could all fit in it. I called shotgun, so I got to sit up front. The only one of us with any driving experience was Berry, so he drove.

Once everyone was in the car, Berry decided to give us a little pep talk.

"ARE YOU GUYS READY?! READY FOR SOME FREAKIN' FUN?! SAY 'WOOT WOOT'!"

So, we all said "WOOT WOOT!".

This was going to be super fun. We started making our way across the United States. We passed a strip club. Berry wanted to go, but everyone else voted against that idea. Berry sighed and continued driving. Poor kid.

I change the radio station to 100.9. The song playing is called "Rude Boy" by Rihanna. Everyone seemed to like it, hence the fact they are dancing around like idiots.

We decided to stop at a restaurant. It wasn't another KFC, thank Jeebus. But, it was some mexican restaurant called El Bandao. I'm not sure what "bandao" means, but it must be appropriate if its the name of a restaurant. We got out of the car and walked up to the door. I'm sure people were surprised when they saw eight people piling in. We had to connect two tables together for all eight of us to fit. We impatiently waited for our waitress/waiter.

"HURRY UP, DAMMIT! I'M HUNGRY!" Berry exclaimed.

I wasn't surprised that he would be screaming at people for his food. He wasn't fat or anything. Just a big eater. I pulled out my purse and got some makeup out and began fixing up my face. Then, I brushed my hair. Finally, a waitress came. She said her name was Fleet. She seemed pretty cool. She had an accent that sounded British or something. I couldn't tell.

We all decided to order chimichongas. I honestly didn't know what the heck it was, but everyone else ordered it and I didn't want to make our order complicated.

"Alright. So, that's eight chimichongas?" Fleet said, looking over what she wrote down on her little notepad.

"Yes, ma'am." Berry replied.

She brought us our meal after what seemed to be forever. We ate our chimichongas. It was pretty good. We all left the restaurant after Berry had finally finished his sixth chimichonga. We all stood outside in the El Bandao parking lot. Shallow was smoking a cigarette, as usual. She was drunk, too. As usual...

We got into the car and began making our way down the road again. We got out of town and we were driving down a country road. I spotted this person standing on the side of the road, and it was night time so all I could see was a shadow of a person.

"Berry, stop! There's someone out there."

The car came to a screeching halt and I rolled down my window. This girl with torn and tattered clothes was standing on the side of the road, looking at me with wide pleading eyes.

"Oh, it's a hitchhiker." I said. "Do you wanna come with us?"

She nodded her head. She didn't talk much.

The girl crawled into the van.

"What the hell happened to you?" Shallow asked her.

"I-I...Was at this party. And, I got kicked out of it. Cause I tried to call the cops."

"A party?! Hell yeah! Let's go!" Shallow exclaimed. I glanced at her with an "Are-you-serious?" look and she smiled at me innocently.

"So, what's your name?" I asked.

"A-Amy." She replied.

"So, why the heck would you call the cops at a party?" Shallow asked.

"I-I was r-raped..."

We all glanced in her in surprise.

"JUST KIDDING! BAHAH! You believed me!" She laughed in all of our faces. I wanted to slap her. Hard. But, she climbed out of the window of the car and ran off laughing maniacally. We all glanced at each other and Berry began driving again.

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*NOTE; bandao means asshole in spanish. c:

[S K Y;♥]

We we're still on the road trip. It was definitely fun to be with everyone. We drove into New York. On the side of the road, we saw a black hooker. Or at least, that's what I thought it was. She waved her arms frantically at us, her skin under her arms flopping back and forth. Berry stopped and rolled down his window.

"What can I help you with?"

"Well, I could give you a two dollah bj, but I'm in a hurry to get back to the strip club. Could you help me get there?"

"Sure, what's your name?"

"Nina."

"Alright, hop in."

I glanced at Berry like he was crazy. You don't just pick hookers up off the streets. I mean, it was their job and all, but still. Berry already has a car filled with chicks. Why would he want more? I rolled my eyes and stared out of the window on my side.

"What club do you work at?" Shallow asked.

"Club Neon." The black hooker replied.

"Really? I used to work there. Not anymore though. I got fired." Shallow said, a somewhat sad look on her face.

"For what?" Nina asked.

"Eh, I don't think I can tell you that..."

"Whatevah." Nina shrugged her shoulders.

We dropped Nina off at her strip club and we were on our way. We had no idea where we were going, but apparently Berry knew. About three minutes later, we pulled into the parking lot of a Hooters restaurant. It was Friday. The night when all the men drank beer and the women danced for them at the bar. Oh, God. No wonder Berry came here. He had a somewhat devious look on his face and a huge, eager smile.

We all walked inside and as soon as we did, the guy greeting people at the door offered Shallow, Ivy, and myself a job for one night. Shallow and Ivy agreed, so I decided they'd consider me a loser if I declined on the offer. I said I would do it. The guy sent us to the back of the Hooters restaurant and gave us each an outfit.

They were so frickin' slutty. Hopefully, I was getting paid for this. Ivy, Shallow, and I looked out at the runway from behind a curtain. At the end of it there was a strip pole. I rolled my eyes at the sight of it. When I peeked at the audience, I saw Berry and everyone else sitting at a table. The girls looked bored, but Berry was staring intently at the stage. Which came to no surprise. Shallow walked out first. And she did it willingly. She went up to the pole a danced her butt off. She came back behind the stage after about five minutes of dancing.

Next up was Ivy. She also went willingly. Her outfit was probably the most slutty of us all. She swung her booty at the crowd and slapped it occasionally. I couldn't help but laugh. And, before I knew it, it was my turn. I walked out on the runway, my heartbeat speeding up. When I got to the pole, I was amazed and surprised that I seemed to be a natural at this. Some guys at the front of the audience would try and stick money in my boots. Before I turned around to go back behind the curtains, I picked up all the money that fell on the stage, winked at the crowd, turned, and walked down the runway. That was actually pretty fun. After Berry got drunk as hell, he insisted that we leave. Actually, we forced him to leave. We had to grab him by his arms and legs and take him out.

Once we were all the in car, Shallow asked Berry if she could drive, since he was drunk. He just shrugged his shoulders and moved to the back of the van.

"I'm glad that guy let us keep our outfits!" Ivy said, glancing at Shallow and I. I was actually sorta glad too.

"LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!" Berry shouted spilling his beer all over the place.

So, we made our way down the road. We stopped at what we thought was a hotel. We all walked up to the steps to the door. Shallow knocked. The door creaked open and we saw a chubby woman with thin, curly pale red hair. It was so thin, you could see her scalp. She had big, brown, lumpy warts and she had a cigarette between her tubby fingers.

"Whaddya want?" She said in a scraggly voice.

"We want a place to stay, woman!" Berry yelled.

"Shuddap! Watch your tone around me, youngin'!"

We saw a kid in a duck costume holding a bottle of grape juice peek from behind the woman.

"HALLO!" He exclaimed. He smiled up at us, not blinking at all. He grabbed Ivy's hand and led us all into his living room. We sat down on the couch and we were all crammed together on the little piece of furniture.

Later that night, me, Ivy, Shallow, Lithe, Jade, and everyone else had to share the same room. Except Berry. He got his own. The kid called "Ducky" was afraid Berry would "try something" if he was stuck in a room with a bunch of girls.

"I'll be back, guys." Shallow whispered. She headed out the door. Then, next thing ya know, we hear thumping noises. They were having sex, of course. I couldn't believe it. Shallow and Berry. Of all people. Berry was this hideous Asian guy who looked old but was actually young and Shallow was a pretty girl. If they had a child, hopefully it would get Shallow's looks...

The next morning, Shallow and Berry walked into the kitchen, their hair all messed up and Shallow's makeup was smeared. Berry had lipstick stains all over his face. I couldn't help but shiver at the thought of what they did.

We got back on the road after spending the night with Ducky and his mother.

"I'M PREGNANT!"

I glanced back, my eyes wide. It was Shallow who said that. Of course. Shoulda known.

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Click to see the outfits of Ivy, Shallow, and me. ;D
(Ivy's is in the middle)
(Shallow's is on the left)
(Sky's is on the right)

[S K Y;♥]

So, Shallow was pregnant. I found myself not so surprised. I kinda expected it, since she had an obvious crush on the seemingly old yet young Asian guy. I honestly don't see how someone like her could like someone like him. Anyway, we met another hooker on the street. Except she denied that she was a hooker. "Prostitute is a more appropriate term." That's what she told us. Whatever. They are all the same to me. She looked sorta Porta Rican or something. She was dressed in a super-duper slutty cheerleader outfit. She said her name was Kittie. Berry insisted that he let her come back to KFC with us. I guess I won't complain. Just as long as she doesn't bother me...

So, we were driving down the road. Again. We stopped at a little store and we each got some type of energy drink and boy were we insane that night. We ended up playing Spin the Bottle. Since I was hyper and all, I agreed to it. I normally wouldn't, but I couldn't help myself.

Berry was the only guy, so this should be "interesting" for him.

I won't go in detail on this, but I will tell you who ended up kissing.

First was Ivy and Lithe...

Second was Lithe and Shallow.

Third was Shallow and Berry.

Fourth was Berry and Mist.

Fifth was Mist and Kittie.

Sixth was Kittie and Windy.

Seventh was Windy and Jade.

Eighth was Jade and me.

Ninth was me and Ivy.

That was pretty much it. That was just like, a huge lesbian moment, or something. But, none of us really got into the kiss except Shallow and Berry. Which came as no surprise. Sex freaks... That was their new nickname. Ivy assigned it to them.

So, when we got back on the road again, Berry decided we'd stop and toilet paper a random house. So, we went to Wal-Mart first, then we went to this little subdivision. We picked a kinda small house.

"Get the toilet paper!" Berry half yelled, half whispered.

Ivy and I went to the back of the van and grabbed the toilet paper. There was about twenty-four rolls in all. This was gonna be fun. We each grabbed our own roll and began tossing the toilet paper on the house. Jade decided it would be fun to make it wet and stick it to the windows. So, that's exactly what we did. By the time we were finished, the windows were completely white and the house could barely be seen. For a second I felt kinda bad. What if someone with AIDS lived there or something? My sympathy passed and we all hopped into the car, laughing our asses off. Unfortunately, suddenly the cops decided to pull up.

"Excuse me, but what do you people think you're doing?"

"Toilet-papering a house." Berry casually replied to the officer.

I couldn't help but stifle a laugh. And, once I laughed, it became contagious. Everyone else started giggling.

"I'm gonna have to ask all of you to come with me." The cop pulled out his handcuffs. I guessed they were for Berry, since he seemed to be the main culprit. It was his idea anyways. He tossed us into the back of the car, but only three of us could fit in one cop car. So, he had to get about three of his po-po buddies to come and help out. I was in a car along with Berry and Shallow. Oh, jeez. I just had to get stuck with the sex freaks, didn't I? I sighed and rolled my eyes. Oh well. At least I was with my friends.

"ALL BY MYSELF. DON'T WANNA LIVE...ALL BY MYSEEELFFF!" Berry began singing some dumb song and I glanced at him like he was mentally challenged.

"Berry, honey, you're not by yourself..." Shallow said.

"Oh, but I will be...Just watch. He'll make me stay in a prison cell by myself. JUST WATCH." He was going insane. For sure.

"You'll be fine, Berry. I just hope you don't drop the soap..."

I couldn't help but laugh at my gay joke. Berry was the farthest thing from gay, but still. I just had to say it.

He ended up being right, though. They put him in a solitary jail cell. But, he did have some inmates. They were some scary and scruffy looking men. Probably rapists.

We ended up only staying over night. Thank God. But, unlucky for us, we had to clean up the house we toilet-papered. It took about two, maybe three hours. Then, of course, we were on the road again. I suddenly noticed something. We had been on the road trip for about a week now. Our break was probably over by now and we should be back at KFC... But, I could see Berry had no intentions in going back. Looks like Danni is gonna need some new recruits... Our next destination was the airport. Apparently Berry wanted to go to Tokyo. I assumed it was to visit relatives. But, none of us wanted to go because first off, it would take too long, and second it would cost too much. If we hadn't had financial problems, we probably woulda gone. Oh well. So, we began debating on a new destination. We had all decided on a bar. This should be fun.

We walked up into the bar and it seemed to be pretty lively. There was a girl on a small stage singing karaoke. She sang it horribly, I might add. Then there were some people playing pool. Some were at the bar drinking. Some were dancing. The variety of things to do here should keep me pretty busy. The first thing I did was get a strawberry daiquiri. Me, Ivy, Shallow, and Jade hang out. We got some drinks and played a round of pool. Ivy won. If Berry played, I'm sure he would win. He was pretty good at shooting stuff in holes anyways.

Suddenly, I was forced to do karaoke. I honestly didn't want to, but everyone was saying I sang good. Even when half of them have never heard me sing. I figured I'd give it a try. So, I sang the song Beautiful Nightmare by Beyonce.

"Every night I rush to my bed
With hopes that maybe I’ll get a chance to see you
When I close my eyes
I’m goin' outta my head
Lost in a fairytale
Can you hold my hands and be my guide?

Clouds filled with stars cover your skies
and I hope it rains
You’re the perfect lullaby
What kinda dream is this?

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I don't wanna wake up from you
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love's too good to be true
My guilty pleasure I ain't goin' no where
Baby long as you're here
I’ll be floatin' on air cause you're my
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you

I mention you when I say my prayers
I wrap you around all of my thoughts
Boy you my temporary high
I wish that when I wake up you’re there
So wrap your arms around me for real
and tell me you’ll stay by side

Clouds filled with stars cover the skies
and I hope it rains
You’re the perfect lullaby
What kinda dream is this?

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love's too good to be true
My guilty pleasure I ain't goin' no where
Baby long as you're here
I’ll be floatin' on air cause you're my
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you

Tattoo your name across my heart
So it will remain
Not even death could make us part
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love's too good to be true

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare."

When I was done, a lot of people clapped. And, apparently I won the karaoke contest. So, I got a hundred bucks.

We decided we'd hit the road again. And, yet again, we were not sure where we were going.

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((I hope you guys enjoyed my dirty jokes. ;] [such as "If Berry played, I'm sure he would win. He was pretty good at shooting stuff in holes anyways." <---LMAO. :] ))

[S K Y;♥]

So, we went to this place with those things they call "slots". Berry was gambling his butt off and betting all his damn money. I found it pretty ridiculous, but hey, if that's what he wanted to waste his money on, whatever. His loss.

Next thing I know, I hear this machine go off and it starts yelling "WINNER, WINNER!" in this robotic voice. I glanced over at Berry and I couldn't believe it. He won the jackpot. He got about twelve million dollars. Which is pretty frickin' epic. I'm pretty sure he'd be nice enough to give us each one million.

"WE. ARE. GOING. TO. TOKYO!" He yelled. Everyone in the place looked over at him with wide, somewhat scared eyes. This was a miracle. We could actually go to Tokyo. I couldn't wait.

We left at 8 AM sharp the next morning. The airplane ride felt like forever. Being stuck with the most insane people in your life who were also your friends made it worth the while though. We told dirty jokes and Shallow and Berry would occasionally go back into the bathroom to do you-know-what. Sex freaks. We filled up the first two rows of the plane. Each row had four seats.

After about a day and eight hours, we made it to Tokyo. And, I gotta say. It was pretty amazing. The bright neon lights, the streets filled with people, tons of bars and strip clubs and party places. The perfect place for all of us. We belonged here. Besides the fact we were American (with the exception of Berry) and they were all Asian. But screw that. This place was awesome. I wished we could live here for the rest of our lives.

We found a super fancy hotel to stay in. Two of us stayed in one room. Berry and Shallow in one, Jade and Lithe in one, Ivy and myself in one, Windy and Mist in one, and Kittie and some random man ho she picked up off the street. Thank God this hotel was well built and you couldn't hear them banging through the wall.

The beds were so regal and comfortable. I would definitely sleep well tonight. In fact, as soon as I laid down on the bed, I fell asleep.

The next morning, I awoke to Berry's face, which kinda scared me.

"Getchur butt up! We're going somewhere!"

...Of course. He hopped up off my bed and went to wake Shallow up. I sat up and began changing into a clean outfit. Next thing I knew, we were all headed out the doors of our hotel rooms and walking down the hall and out the door.

"WAIT. Go get your swim suits. We're going to the beach."

Why did he always get to choose where we went...? Oh well. I turned around and went back to my hotel room and quickly scooped up my bathing suit. We all had bikinis. Most teenage girls wore bikinis when they went swimming anyways. Knowing Berry, he would probably sit in a beach chair with a big umbrella and watch girls play in the water and run around.

During the whole time we were there, I kinda just sat back. Until Ivy and Jade invited me into the water. So, we kinda just swam in the water, talking about random stuff. Then, all of a sudden the life guard screams "Everyone outta the water!". I rushed out and glanced out at the water curiously. There didn't seem to be the slightest hint of a shark or anything. Turns out a kid just took a dump in the water... Kids below the age of eight honestly shouldn't be aloud to swim in a public beach.

We began to make our way back to the hotel. The hotel wasn't far down the street so we walked back.

"MY WATER BROKE!" Shallow screamed.

The odd thing about her water breaking now was that the baby was only about a week old...Maybe it grew super fast.

Next thing I knew, we were at the hospital. Shallow was in labor for about five minutes. The baby popped out almost immediately. So, we were out of there pretty quick. Turned out the baby was a hermaphrodite. So, they named the kid Max. I guess Max could work for a boy or girl, so it wasn't a bad name to pick.

On the way back to the hotel in the car, Shallow came out of the closet. "Berry, I know we had a kid and all, but I honestly think I like girls more than guys...If ya know what I mean..."

"That's...Hot." Berry replied. That was such a Berry thing to say.

Later than night, Ivy and Shallow decided to switch rooms. So, I was stuck with Shallow in my hotel room while Berry was with Ivy. I had to go pee really bad, so I got up and as I was walking down the hallway, I heard the sounds of a bed creaking simultaneously. Then I heard some thumping and moaning. I shook my head and sighed. Berry and Ivy.

The next morning, Ivy found out she was pregnant. One extra Shallow was enough. We don't need an extra Ivy too. Next thing you know, we would all be pregnant. Except me. I refused. Well, at least not til I found someone I truly loved. Anyways, today we decided we'd go to a seemingly decent restaurant. On the outside, it looked rather fancy and pleasant. But, on the inside, it was yet another bar. We partied at the bar and danced with random people we didn't know. Overall, it was fun.

So, Shallow had her kid and Ivy was pregnant. What the hell was gonna happen next...?

[S K Y;♥]

So, about a month later, Ivy was getting super round. I didn't know what the hell kind of world we were in because of the fact that babies were growing super-duper fast. Maybe something was wrong with the air in the atmosphere. Oh well. I could care less. I wasn't going to have a baby any time soon, or at least I didn't plan to.

So, we were still in Tokyo and we were at the hospital. Ivy had her kid pretty quick. The only odd thing about this kid was the fact that it was black... Ivy was white and Berry was Asian, so how in the hell did they make a black baby? Well, Ivy definitely did not hesitate to get rid of that baby. She wanted to kill it, but I wouldn't let her. Neither would Shallow. So, she ended up selling it for crack money, even though we already had plenty of money to buy crack. Once Ivy realized that, she tracked down the person she sold the kid to. She wanted the kid back so she could kill it. Well, that was a little harsh. And violent. But, if it makes Ivy happy, I guess I'm cool with it.

I assumed Ivy actually screwed a different guy before she did Berry, because the baby was black. She probably got raped or was drunk or something. Who knows.

So, she somehow managed to find the person she sold her kid to. She bought the kid back from that person and the way she killed him was kinda messed up. She took a trash bag and put the baby inside and tied up the bag and threw it in a river. Well, he could have had worse fates...

So a couple days after that, Berry decided he would visit his relatives. So, we went to this big mansion that was filled with thirty-two of his relatives. Every single one of them was perverted in some way. His dad liked to pinch asses while his mom constantly talked about sex along with a couple of Berry's aunts. The younger relatives just said nasty things and they knew what blow jobs and all that other stuff was. Well, know we know where Berry gets it from...

So, after visiting the relatives and after a few us were violated by little children and some grown people, we decided we'd go back to the United States. Ivy suggested we go to California. Nobody disagreed, so that was our next stop.

The plane ride was a lot faster the second time. And, more fun. We just acted up and got on the flight attendant's nerves. It was funny to watch her get mad 'cause her face would get all red.

Once we reached California, we went to the beach. Berry, again, sat back in a beach chair and watched. This guy walked up and pushed him out of the chair.

"Stop watching women, you perv!" The man said.

"Don't act like you don't do it!" Berry retorted.

The guy shoved Berry and then Berry shoved him. Then, the guy swung his fist and punched Berry in his jaw. Berry kicked the guy where men shouldn't be kicked, then jammed his elbow in the dude's back went he bent over, holding his stomach. The dude punched Berry in his tummy and he flew back. Berry got back up, a trickle of blood running out of his nose. He walked over to the guy then roundhouse kicked him. The guy fell at the edge of the ocean, unconscious.

It kinda surprised me that Berry won, but after he did, the people that were on the sidelines chanting "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" walked over to Berry, congratulating him.

We all decided to get temporary jobs. Shallow, Ivy, and I became strippers. Berry became a cashier. Mist, Lithe, Jade, and Kittie became prostitutes. We had plenty of money, but we figured having temporary jobs would be fun. Berry wanted to be a cashier cause he liked stealing money out of the cash register and making fun of people who came into the grocery store.

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We all fell asleep in the van because we were too tired to even attempt to find a hotel last night. I was the first one awake and the first thing I saw when I awoke was Berry with his pants down with Viagra in his lap and a swimsuit magazine in the floor. I don't wanna know.

So, after awhile and after everyone had woken up, we decided we would prank call Danni. The person who did the call was me, just because I could distort my voice really well. So, I picked up the phone and dialed her cell number. She picked up.

"Hello?"

"Ma'am, your test came back. The one checking if you have an STD. Uhm, we're sorry, ma'am, but it came back positive. You have AIDS."

"Excuse me?!" After she said that, I hung up. We all busted out laughing.

So, after we finally got done laughing, we went to Chuck E Cheese's. Berry said he wanted to raid the ball pit and scare all the children. So that's what we did. We went to Chuck E Cheese's and we all crawled into the tubes and slid down the slides in the indoor play place. All the kids were like scared or something so they decided they wanted to leave the place. It was fun as hell though. We jacked this kid's birthday cake and took his presents. He had little Hot Wheels cars and Berry took them and we went to Wal-Mart and bought some firecrackers and stuck them inside the cars and blew them up. I don't know why it was fun, but it was. We found a somewhat fancy hotel to stay in and Shallow, Ivy and myself shared a room.

So, I woke up the next morning and found Shallow cuddled up next to me in my bed. I honestly don't know what she did, but whatever. I smiled at her even though she couldn't see me smiling, then got out of bed and walked to the bathroom to get cleaned up. When I walked out of the bathroom I saw Shallow on my bed still, sitting up and watching t.v. Ivy was still asleep. I walked over to her and shook her awake. When I did, she spazzed out and the back of her hand whacked me in the face.

"Oh, my bad, Sky!" She said sitting up really quick.

"It's all good." I said smiling at her.

Berry rushed into our room and told some news that was actually pretty surprising.

"I'm getting a whole new look! I'm gonna get surgery and stuff and fix myself up and make me all HOTT!" He was excited and talking fast. I honestly couldn't see how anybody can make a creepy Asian guy hot, but whatever.

So, Berry left for his surgery and he had to stay in the hospital for a week. When he came back...Well, let's just say I consider him "rapeable" now. We all found him to be pretty frickin' smexy. I never ever thought I would call Berry "frickin' smexy", but I did, in my mind.

"Sooo, how do you guys like it?!" Berry asked. His voice was different too.

"Well, Berry, they are practically drooling over you." I said, pretending not to like the new look. I don't know why I refused to say I liked the look in front of him. Something was wrong with me. Anyway, everyone else was stunned, staring at Berry's new self. I just crossed my arms and looked away from everybody.

The only thing that didn't change about Berry was his perverted ways. He wanted to go down to a strip club and show off his new look. I didn't wanna go, so I stayed at my hotel room, by myself, watching t.v. and writing stuff in this journal I had. It was about eleven p.m and they still weren't back, so I just went to sleep.

When I awoke, for some reason, everybody was scattered around my room, passed out. There were some beer bottles strewn all over the place. I sighed and shook my head, then went into the bathroom to take a shower. When I got out, thank goodness I had a towel wrapped around me because Berry was standing right there, brushing his teeth.

"Erm, can you leave? I'm kinda trying to get dressed." I said.

"Nah. Just go ahead and put your clothes on." He replied.

I sighed. "Just get out for a minute."

"Nope. Either you go ahead and get dressed, or wait for me to finish brushing my teeth." He smiled at me, foam dripping from his mouth. I rolled my eyes and waited for him to finish. Once he did, I slammed the door shut and quickly put my clothes on. Then, from the other side of the door, I heard Berry say "WHO IS MY NEXT RAPE VICTIM?!" I chuckled slightly and walked out of the bathroom and walked over to my bed. Everyone was, for the five hundred bajillionth time this week, drinking alcohol. I couldn't help myself, so I joined it. Once we were all drunk, we sat in a circle and told embarrassing stories. Berry told one story that I found absolutely hilarious.

"So, one time, in tenth grade, I fell asleep in class right? Well, I had on sweatpants that day and while I was asleep, I ended up getting a boner. So, my teacher thought I was texting, so she walked over to me and grabbed my cock, thinking it was my phone. I immediately woke up and I glanced up at her. She said 'Give me your cellphone, please.' And I said, 'Uh, that's not my cell...'"

After Berry finished his story, everyone laughed their bums off. So, after we told some embarrassing stories, we decided to play 7 Minutes in Heaven. For all you children out there who don't have any clue what the hell that is, it's a game where you go in the closet with someone else for seven minutes.

"Okay, guys. You have to do something. You can't just stand or sit in the closet for seven minutes. Even if you just kiss once on the lips." Berry informed us.

"First up is...ME and...hmm. Sky. Since she's the only one who I haven't really done anything with this whole trip. Or at all in my life."

I shook my head no. I refused to do it. But everyone pushed me into the closet. I sat on the floor of the closet, clutching my legs against me. Berry stood next to me.

"Berry, you know you're just wasting seven minutes of your life standing in here, right?"

"I know... I already sorta figured you would refuse to do anything. Why are you so non-sexual anyways? I mean, most teenage girls are by this age."

"I honestly don't know."

It was quiet for what seemed like forever, until finally, I heard the timer go off. I sighed in relief and quickly walked out of the closet.

"Did you guys do anything...?" Ivy asked.

"Nope. Sky refused to." Berry replied.

"That's lame, Sky!" Shallow said.

"I know." I said quietly. I walked over to the bed and got my journal and sat down in the corner of the room and began writing. Everybody sorta just ignored me, but I didn't care. I enjoyed writing in my journal.

Oh, and about the hermaphrodite kid, Max. He/she always sat around watching everybody. Shallow and Berry already fed it beer. It seemed to like it, too...

"MY DREAM IS TO ONE DAY MAKE YOU ALL MY SEX SLAVES. Sky might make that hard, but I'LL TRY." Berry announced. I just grinned and shook my head.

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CLICK FOR MEGA SEXYNESS ;D

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The next morning, I woke up in the same corner I was in last night with my journal next to me and my pen in my hand. I heard someone rummaging around in the bathroom. I stood and cautiously walked over to the door. Max, the hermaphrodite kid, was shoving a bunch of pills in her mouth, attempting to overdose herself. Maybe I should have stopped her, but I assumed that she had already swallowed too many and she would die soon anyways. But, I guess she decided they were not working, so she ran through the hotel room, jumping over all of the sleeping bodies and then she jumped over the balcony. I ran over to the edge and watched her fall but I turned my head before she hit the ground. The sight would have been much too gruesome.

I turned, pretending I didn't see anything and I walked over to the corner where I awoke at and sat down, waiting for everyone else to wake up. The first person was Berry. He was rubbing the sleep out of his eyes and then he glanced at me.

"How long have you been up?" He asked groggily.

"Uh, I dunno. Like five minutes." I replied.

"Oh. Wanna do something fun?"

"...Sure."

"Get something and fill it with warm water and dip all of their fingers in it."

So, I did what he said and after about twenty minutes, they all peed themselves. Berry and I busted out laughing and everyone woke up, pissed off. I was still lmfao'ing along with Berry.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?!" Asked Ivy.

"Noooothing." Berry said, smiling mischievously.

"UGH." Ivy stomped off to the bathroom.

Later, after the pee incident, we went to a lake called Lake Tuckahoe, which was a pretty funny name. Tuck a ho. Hehe.

After everyone swam for a little bit, we all sat at a picnic table and talked for a little bit, telling some funny life stories. Then, later we went back to the hotel room and played Truth or Dare.

"Okay, Berry. Truth or dare?" Ivy asked.

"Uh, truth." He responded.

"What is your biggest turn on...?" Ivy smiled deviously.

"Hmm...When a girl knows how to talk dirty. And, I mean dirty like sexual dirty."

"I'll remember that," said Ivy, winking at him.

"Okay, my turn. Shallow, truth or dare?" Berry asked her.

"Dare!" She sounded quite enthusiastic.

"I dare you to kiss any person of your choice in the room for ten seconds." I guess Berry was hoping Shallow would pick him, but she ended up stuck between choosing me or Ivy. I was making gestures pointing to Ivy, so Shallow picked her. They kissed for ten seconds and then it was Shallow's turn to ask someone. She picked me.

"Truth or dare, Sky."

"Uhm, doesn't matter, I guess."

"Flash the room for about five seconds."

"What the hell?! Hell no."

"Fine, we won't let you come with us anywhere for the next month."

"Ugh, fine." So I climbed onto one of the beds and flashed everyone. It was actually pretty embarrassing even though everyone here was one of my best friends. They all made whistling noises and said other things and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Okay, I'm done. I pick Jade."

"Dare."

"I dare you to call up the pizza guy and get him to deliver pizza here and when he gets here, ask him if he wants to have sex with you. If he says yes, you have to let him come inside and start making out with him and then if he asks for a tip or something, flash him. But, if he says no to start with, slam the door in his face."

"Oh, hell yeah! Now we get some action!" Ivy said.

Jade went over to the phone and picked it up and dialed the number for Pizza Hut.

"Hi, I'd like three cheese pizzas with extra cheese. Deliver it to Hotel Casa Grande, room 105. Thanks."

She hung up the phone and about ten minutes later, someone knocked on the door. Jade walked over to it and opened it.

"Here's your pizza, ma'am." The pizza guy was a nerdy looking kid with glasses and curly red hair.

"Wanna have sex?" Jade asked in a seductive voice.

"R-really?!"

"Yeah."

"Oh, yes, please!" He said smiling up at her. She gestured for him to walk in and he sat the pizzas on top of the t.v. and when he noticed there were other people in the room, laughing their butts off, he stopped and asked "What's with all these people? Won't they see us?"

"Just ignore them." Jade began kissing the nerdy kid and he had a major look of surprise on his face.

"C-can I have a tip...?" He asked shyly.

"Of course!" Jade flashed him and then he fainted. We all sat him outside of our hotel door and laughed our asses off.

"Ugh, he tasted like ass." Jade said spitting.

That just made us laugh more.

"Berry. Truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to kiss everyone in this room."

So, Berry did the dare. When he came around to me, I was willing to kiss him, but I didn't show it.

So, later we went to a bar and drank some beer and had some fun. At the bar we played beer pong and it was fun as heck. Then later, we played this other game where one person lays down and they poor alcohol on their stomach and someone else has to drink it off. That was also fun. Then, we finally went home and we all sat on the two beds in my hotel room. Berry, Shallow, Ivy, Jade, and myself were on one bed and Lithe, Mist, Windy, and Kittie were on the other. We watched Step Brothers*, which is a really awesome and funny movie. Then, we all fell asleep. It was hard for us five to fit on one bed, but we managed.

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Sorry this chapter is short! D:
-has writers block- ]:

*Step Brothers is a SUPER funny movie. Click here to see a scene from it.
And, another one.(This is one of my favorite parts)
Another one of my favorites. :]
And here is one I think Berry might enjoy!

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The next morning, Shallow randomly wanted to go to DisneyWorld. So, that's exactly where we went. It took about thirty minutes to get there and when we did Shallow was bouncing around like an excited little kid. She ran up to someone dressed up in a Mickey Mouse costume. Shallow forced me to take a picture with her next to the Mickey. When we did, a voice came from inside of it.

"Help me."

I glanced at the Mickey with a surprised look on my face and it took it's head off. There was a pretty Asian girl underneath.

"My name is Russet and you seriously need to help me get out of this hell-hole."

I don't see how an innocent place like DisneyLand could be such a 'hell-hole'. But, if the girl needed help getting out, then we would help her. Suddenly, Berry ran up to us and pointed at Russet.

"She's one of my relatives! How did you get here, Russet?!"

"I moved from Tokyo 'cause I was sick and tired of that place."

"That's why I moved."

"So, Berry. What the hell happened to you? You don't look ANYTHING like you did when I last saw you..."

"Oh, I got some surgery and stuff done so I could look sexier."

He winked at her and then she rolled her eyes. I was still wondering about why Russet was so terrified by this place. Then, I found out. One of the main staff members walked up to us, a giant cheesy grin on his face. His face was probably stuck like that. And he acted way too cheerful. It was definitely scary. I wonder if all the staff members look like that. I don't even see how someone like that got hired. Anyways, he asked if we needed any help getting around the place and Berry said we were fine and that we could manage. The creepy guy finally walked away and I glanced at Russet, a scared look on my face.

"That's why I hate this place." She said.

"So, Russet, are you willing to come with us on our world tour?" Berry asked her.

"Pfft, hell yeah! Anything is better than this place."

So, we all walked around DisneyLand for a while, getting cotton candy and stuff. After we each bought a slushie, we went home to the hotel and we played a game. Since we had a new recruit, this should be pretty fun. We decided we'd play this game Berry suggested called Kiss. The rules were simple. We all had to sit in a circle and the first person who went had to kiss the person next to them on a body part that started with A, then the next person had to kiss someone on a body part that starts with the letter B and so on and so forth down the alphabet. It was actually really fun. So, we all sat in a circle and Berry went first.

Here is what went down.

A) Berry kissed my arm.
B) I kissed Shallow's back.
C) Shallow kissed Ivy's cheek.
D) No body part for D.
E) Ivy kissed Jade's ear.
F) Jade kissed Windy's foot.
G) No body part for G.
H) Windy kissed Lithe's hand.
I) No body part for I.
J) No body part for J.
K) Lithe kissed Russet's knee.
L) Russet kissed Kittie's leg.
M) Kittie kissed Berry's mouth.
N) Berry kissed my neck.
O) No body part for O.
P) No body part for P.
Q) No body part for Q.
R) No body part for R.
S) I kissed Shallow's shoulder.
T) Shallow kissed Ivy's thigh.
U) Ivy kissed Jade's underarm.
V) Jade kissed Windy's you-know-what.
W) Windy kissed Lithe's waist.
X) No body part for X.
Y) No body part for Y.
Z) No body part for Z.

Of course, we drank some alcohol before we did that so everyone would be willing to kiss anything. After we played that game, we all passed out on the floor.

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THIS IS RUSSET'S CHARACTER
Clicky hereeee!

[~*Bright*~]

Lulz, this series is so freaking hilarious! In the good way. Can't wait to see what shall happen next.
Hmm, maybe they'll get maroon somewhere xD. But hey, it's your story, and your good at doing random story stuff in regular writing format.

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<3 Why, thank you, Bright~! ;3

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CHARACTER IMAGES !

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[~*Bright*~]

Random member: Bright, what does a scanner say about the epicness/awesomeness/badassness of Sky's story?

Bright: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!

lol, sorry, couldn't resist ^_^

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Glad you like it, Bright ~ ;3
And, Ivy...It's badass cause...I say so.