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Post by { . I V Y . } on Jun 19, 2010 6:23:37 GMT -5
x3 Your 18!
That's pretty big. You can do like. adult stuff nao. Your now not a minor, meaning you can pretty much kick some major ass now.
ilu Danni =]<3 And so Danni, here's a list of 101 things that you can now do since your 18.
1. Buy tobacco 2. Change your name 3. Get a tattoo 4. Get a piercing 5. Buy spray paint 6. Work more hours 7. Sue someone 8. Be sued 9. Purchase liquid white out 10. Pawn something 11. Get married 12. Get divorced 13. Adopt a child 14. Be on Jerry Springer 15. Go on Cruise 16. Buy a lottery ticket 17. Get a hotel room 18. Call some "900" numbers 19. Go to a night club 20. Get a Sam's club membership 21. Skydive 22. Sign legal documents 23. Gamble 24. Get a blockbuster membership 25. Get a loan 26. Buy insurance 27. Donate blood 28. Enlist in the military 29. Rent a movie 30. Get a non-prepaid cell phone 31. Sign a legal contract 32. Begin earning credit 33. Smoke a cigarette 34. Chew tobacco 35. Move out of the parental units house 36. Get paid more 37. Go to an adult jail 38. Be convicted as an adult 39. Become an undercover cop 40. Work full-time 41. Become a flight attendant 42. Purchase Nicorette gum 43. Purchase "the patch" 44. Drive any time of day 45. Visit a porn site 46. Visit a porn store 47. Become a stripper 48. Work in an alcohol serving establishment 49. Work in bar 50. Get a bar tending license 51. Work at Wal*Mart0 52. Get a business license 53. Go to a strip club 54. Work in a strip club 55. Work in a night club 56. Vote 57. Pay a utility bill 58. Open a savings account 59. Open a checking account 60. Obtain a credit card 61. Enter a contest 62. Enter a sweepstakes 63. Buy a monkey (w/ a license) 64. Open an eBay account 65. Carry a weapon (w/ a license) 66. Order something off T.V. 67. Open your own AOL account 68. Write a check 69. Operate machinery at work 70. Become a mentor 71. Go bungee jumping 72. Work at a gas station 73. See a doctor on your own 74. Get a different type of driver's license 75. Rent a port-a-potty 76. Get the water bill in your name 77. Lease an apartment 78. Rent a house 79. Finance a car 80. Be a manager 81. Deliver newspapers for the Tampa Tribune 82. Sign yourself out of school 83. Work practically anywhere 84. Start your own business 85. Cash a savings bond 86. Buy nitrous oxide 87. Give a lap dance 88. Get a lap dance 89. Rent a post office box 90. Drive a company vehicle 91. Drive an ice cream truck 92. Buy a house 93. Breaks at work are no longer required. 94. Start a 401k plan 95. Apply for benefits at work 96. Receive more responsibility/stress/advantages 97. Pay taxes 98. Get a PayPal account 99. Make your own decisions 100. Have the freedom and independence you didn't have before 101. Get a prostitute
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Post by /sablee//shadow/// on Jun 19, 2010 12:44:56 GMT -5
tehee.
H A P P Y - B I R T H D A Y - D A N N I-
im sure she is gonna run right out and get a prostitiute, rent a portopotty, and then buy a Sam's club membership!! sounds like te good life right tharr ;3 so much fun! =D
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Post by ~*Bright*~ on Jun 19, 2010 14:17:32 GMT -5
Happy Birthday Danni! Welcome to the 18 yr old Club! xD I just my voter's license and I'll be going on a cruise next year. ^_^ Right now, I'm looking for a job, but living in a small town with a crappy economy makes it near impossible to do. I'm trying to get in at WalMart, since it's the only place in town where they actually have jobs. Anyway, I hope you have a wonderful 18th birthday/year. Thank you for the list of things you can do now, Ivy. MY favorite is probably the rent a port-a-potty. I mean, that's just really random xD.
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Post by IVY AND SKY. on Jun 19, 2010 15:07:34 GMT -5
eighteenish.
eh; all i have to say; is birthdays suck. slowly everyone forgets and then one year its everyone at once. -shrugs- but i got a job and is movin out in three days YAY DANNI! she may not be on right away though... internet needs to be set up at apartment. -clap/cheer-
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Post by tigerlily on Jun 19, 2010 20:11:14 GMT -5
HaPpY bIrThDaY dAnNi!!!!
Now that ur 18 you can live in ur own house change ur name to albert and marry a hobo named bob
lol jk, I guarantee you you'll be successful and live the best life evaa
happy bday!
the crazy bat, tiggy
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Post by S K Y;♥ on Jun 20, 2010 0:49:22 GMT -5
HAPPY FRICKIN' BIRTHDAY ! Danni. You're awesome now. You can do what ever the hell you please, pretty much. Go bang a minor and get arrested. ;D Oh, and if your boss is a guy, make sure you sex him up so he will give you a raise. ;] WELL, SKY LOVES YOU. NEVER EVER EVER NEVER FORGET THAT. <333333333333
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Post by S K Y;♥ on Jun 20, 2010 1:17:51 GMT -5
So, I made a little graphic for you. It's not much, but it's better than nothing at all, right? At least maybe you'll smile. :] And, yes. We DO love you. Very much so. <33
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Post by { . I V Y . } on Jun 20, 2010 6:34:26 GMT -5
-backhands Sky- No double posting<3 [;
NOW GO RENT A FREAKIN' PORT A POTTY DANNI!
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Post by S K Y;♥ on Jun 20, 2010 9:12:25 GMT -5
-notices i double posted- CRAP. -slaps self.- D; It was one in the morning when I posted that, so I probably didn't even notice I put the first one. o3o
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Post by { . I V Y . } on Jun 20, 2010 19:02:11 GMT -5
Its mkaii<3
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